It's Snow Joke.

Yes, it looks pretty. Yes, you can build a snowman. Yes, you can throw snowballs... Yes, you can make it turn yellow.
But it's also a massive pain in the backside, sometimes literally; Slipping, sliding, skidding. Not to mention it being freezing, wet and freezing...
I for one hold the government fully responsible! In this day and age, where I can write a blog from my smart phone, whilst smoking an electronic cigarette, you're telling me they can't build a (Simpsons Movie style) dome to cover the country when it snows? It's absolutely disgraceful. We should be out on the streets, banners waving, underwear burning! Just think of all the tax we pay! Council, road, VAT, income! And they can't invest a few quid into a decent bloody dome!
Cameron it's time to step down! You incompetent tit.